Sometimes when small people display a reluctance to eat the food prepared lovingly by their elders, one must enforce cunning measures to get it into them. Enter, the Fisher Price cash register! That stalwart of the F.P. aisle has not changed in years ands lasts forever although the money tends to disappear from the set. That must be the inherent F.P. life lesson.
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"My would like one piece of apple please, shop lady."
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Sometimes a little role reversal is involved. The word spreads quickly when a decent food establishment opens. It attracts all types.
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| Note how the dome- headed rugby warbler is attracted by the food. |
This cafe does not offer asparagus and honey sandwiches. Best not to confuse the staff.
Give me all of your money.....
and I will give you a sandwich fit for an eleven year old food vortex.
The proprietors of food establishments must be ever watchful for marauding ninja types. They get hungry too you know.
