* You are driving them for a much anticipated outing to the art gallery and on the way you suddenly forget the destination and have to ask the eye-rolling children where we were going- including the bewildered cousin in the back.
* You get out of the shower and find your sunnies on top of your head.
* You spray your armpits with Glen 20 room deodoriser instead of deodorant- two days in a row.
* You forget the thermos for the children's party but remember the rubber chicken and a couple of rolls of Contact just in case there's time to cover a few more books between candles.
* You forget one of the candles. There were only two of them, both 1's making an '11'. We told them to eat cake.
I may be ditzy, but I'm germ free and smell like freshly laundered linen! I can also fling a mean chicken!
I may be ditzy, but I'm germ free and smell like freshly laundered linen! I can also fling a mean chicken!
