Why is it easy to open drawers but apparently very difficult to close them?
Why are there so many socks that nobody will wear that match and all the popular socks are mismatched? (A metaphor for life?)
Why does a child always get sick the day you have planned a major Ikea/ op shop excursion?
Why do my children all play huge instruments?
Why does blogger never seem to work when I have a lot to say?
Why do all the parties happen on one week end?
Why does nothing happen on the potty but always a few minutes after dismount?
Why does it take three minutes for a three year old to put on 'morning clothes' and thirty minutes for a thirteen year old to put on a uniform with less components?
Why do they like to get dressed in a public area of our house leaving jamies strewn around like the morning after a frat party?
Why is my phone always out of charge when I get in the car in the morning when I know I charged it last night? (Must change that password again.)
Why has the three year old started responding with "Why" to every answer I give her?